Until now I thought but in all seriousness, that's a joke:
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After many years saw God once again to the earth. The people were corrupt and violent, and he decided to destroy them, just as he had done it a long, long time before.
He said to Noah: "Noah, build me an ark of cedar again Just like back then. 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide and 30 cubits high I want to bring a second deluge upon the earth, the people have nothing to do so.. learned. But you go with your wife, your sons and their wives into the ark and take with all animals per one male and one female. in six months, I will send the big rain. "
Noah groaned, had to be the matter now? Another 40 days of rain Inconvenient and 150 days on the water with all the annoying animals on board and no TV! But Noah was obedient, and promised to do everything exactly as God had commanded him.
subjected After six months of dark clouds and it started to rain. Noah sat in his front yard and cried because there was no ark.
"Noah," shouted the Lord, "Noah, where is the Ark?"
Noah looked up to heaven and said, "Lord, have mercy on me."
But God asked him, "Where is the Ark, Noah?" Since Noah
dried his tears and said, "Lord, what have you done to me The first thing I asked the county for planning permission, the first thought?. I wanted to build an extravagant sheepfold. The design came with the failed deal, because a ship believed they would not. Also your dimensions creates confusion, because now no one knows how long a cubit is. So had my architect to design a new plan. Planning permission was initially refused because the shipyard was planning law in a residential area. After I had finally found a suitable commercial land, there were only problems.
At the moment, as the question of whether the ark fire resistant doors, a sprinkler system and a water tank need. When I pointed out I had the real thing around enough fire water, believed the officers, I was making fun of them. When I told them the water would not in large quantities, and indeed much more than I needed to delete, taught me that a visit to a doctor from the state hospital. He asked me what a ship on dry land, away from any water body should.
Then I said the regional government by telephone, I could like to build a ship, but had to even see how it would be the next major river. The construction of a barrage may I could not, after the prime minister had resigned. Then called me nor any other officials in this agency, who said, they are now a customer-oriented service companies, and so he wanted me to point out that I could to the EU in Brussels to apply for a shipyard aid, but the application should be submitted eight times in the three official languages.
is now the Administrative Court a preliminary legal proceedings pending my neighbor, who runs a wholesale business for animal feed. Of the projects is for a big publicity stunt. My ship had just written to them to make him alienate customers. I told him twice already that I want to sell anything. He listened but did not, and the Administrative Court also appears to have much time.
The search for the cedar I've set. Lebanese cedar should not be introduced. When I wanted to raise so here in the forest timber, I cut trees having regard has been refused at the State Forest Law. This harms the balance of nature and climate. Also, I should first provide evidence of reforestation. My objection, it will soon be no more natural, and the planting of trees elsewhere was therefore completely useless, I brought the second visit of the physician from a state hospital.
The carpenters hired me promised eventually to provide for the necessary wood itself. But once they chose a works council. He wanted with me first to negotiate a collective agreement for the timber ship on the flat land with no water contact. Because we were not unanimous, there was a strike vote and strike.
Lord, do you really know what tradesmen call today? How should I pay?
Because time was short, I was beginning to once again to collect animals. In the beginning, that was still quite good, especially the two ants are still doing well. But since I had convinced two tigers and two sheep from the necessity of their common and peaceful stay with me, be reported to the local SPCA and protested the artwidrige attitude.
And my neighbor also complains again, because He also holds the opening of a zoo for for business.
Lord, you actually realize that I need for the European Welfare Transport Regulation, a permit? I'm already on page 22 of the form and ponder consider writing at the moment, what should I specify as the transport target. And did you know that not as antler-bearing animals during the breeding season may be transported at all? And the deer are constantly on Schnackseln, Princess Gloria was like saying, and also the common ox, moose and think of nothing else, especially the southern!
the way, where did you actually the Callipepia caliconica - you know, the crested quail - Hidden and Lethamus Discolor? Swallow the parakeet I've not been able to find. Thee is also aware that I have to consider the 43 provisions of the Internal Market Animal Protection Ordinance in the transport of rabbit strictly. My lawyers are currently investigating whether these rules apply to rabbits.
the way, if you could set it to declare the ark as fremdflaggiges ship, which resides only in the German territorial sea, I would get the approval much easier. Could you try it once for me. A environmentalists from Greenpeace told me that I manure, urine, faeces and manure not may dispose of the water.
referee How do you Think of it anyway? But even then it was!
has two weeks ago, the High Command of the Navy contacted me and asked me to make a map of the flooded areas in the future. I sent them a blue-painted globe. And ten days ago came the tax police, the suspect, I prepare my tax evasion.
I'll keep it not! Lord, I'm desperate! Should I not but prefer to take my lawyer with at the Ark? "
Noah began to cry again. As the rain stopped, the sky cleared and the sun shone again. And it was a beautiful rainbow. Noah looked up and smiled.
"Lord, thou shalt not destroy the earth yet?"
the Lord said: "That's why I care no more, this creates even your administration!"
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This is no joke that comes to the reality of approaching very close.
The registration with the county Veterianäramt and the awarding of its required operating point was fast, but that's just the tip of the iceberg of disease funds, state control associations, farmers association, etc.
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